Rubbish

So here are some of my old posts from beforetimes when the blog wasn't deleted in a fit of stupidity. Thanks to harry for forwarding these to me. It would seem that only the first few lines were preserved from some clever RSS reader or something. I don't really know - the item numbers are all wrong, and also some items may no longer exist on this list...

Number 1 of 94 in the "Rick rips off the titles that Nick likes to use in his blog" series Progress on two items today, both with the cunning use of electrolysed telegrams: Item 30 - Apply to get art in the tate modern Dear Sir / Madam, Having recently become an artist, I was curious to know how I would go about displaying any of my art in the tate modern. Best Regards Richard

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Get Chuck Norris to E-mail me Dear Chuck Norris, I thought I would sent you a quick note to let you know how I'm getting on - nearly finished your autobiography! I am very excited today because I persuaded the five-a-side soccer team I play in to rename our side to Chuck Norris FC! We have just been promoted to the regional division too after being area champions - narrowly beating

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Item 26 I made the descision in this post that I would change Item 26 from learn how many days are in each month to Drive home from V festival with a hang over which might slay a hippo. A slightly less dull alternative. Well it turns out that I was told a really simple way to remember the months by a good friend of mine in the comments of that same post. Here is it explained again if you didn't

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Item 27 - Learn to write my name in Japanese A brief search on the information increda-web yielded this site which will automatically write your name in Japanese. The result, 'RIKKU' looked like this: Apparently this is also a character in Final Fantasy X (right). Riku would be like above but without the middle letter and is a male character from 'Kingdom Hearts'. I'll need to do some

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Item 21 - Learn 10 songs on guitar and Item 25 - Write a song and try to get it released Whilst watching my guitar get thumped about my a drunk girl trying to play us a song she wrote, something odd happened in my head I later identified as an idea. If I write a song on guitar and try to get it released, I will also have learned it. Here are some songs I already know on guitar: 1. Foo Fighters

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I have been locked in my attic for a few days, feverishly scribbling on random bits of paper and gibbering madly... By 'attic' I of course mean 'office'. Item 2 - write a book and try to get it published. I finally began writing my epic tale which I have no doubt will shake the foundations of literature and change story telling forever. I wrote a short chapter to begin my novel which has clever

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Item 30 - Apply to get art in the tate modern I was yesterday in receipt of a reply from the tate: Dear Richard Thank you for your e mail and for your interest in Tate. Works that are acquired by Tate are decided upon ultimately by the board of Trustees. These decisions form one of the most important parts of the business of the Trustees main meetings which take place 6 times a year.

There are actually some complete ones I will post at a later date - but I thought I would get the annoying fractured ones out of the way